#12: Getting a Yellow Slip in the Mailbox

Getting a Yellow Slip in the Mailbox:

Thank you Santa Clause!

-Yet to be antibacterial

-Bigger the better

-Said to be yellow to provoke excitement

-That walk from your box to the window is like descending from a climb on Mt. Everest

-Seems to be a line at all times at the window

-You know the package is worthwhile when the postal men carry the shipment

-Better than eating the faux chocolate milk at the end of a Coco Dino Bites cereal bowl

#11: Kaleo

Kaleo: It's like chapel, but at nighttime

-Must arrive a half hour early for quality seating

-Front row stage right reserved for Kaleo VIP

-Low lighting conditions result in illegible chapel cards

-Business up front, party in the back

-Be sure to have empty hands for the the post-Kaleo flyer bombardment

-Due to last weeks cookie nourishment, attendance is forecasted to be larger

-"Can I borrow a pen?" "I was going to ask you the same thing..."

-Upperclassmen reminisce about the days of 911 chapel

-Dress to impress

-Box seating available behind the stage

-Maximum capacity to be determined.

-Shoes are optional

-Cell phone triangulation needed to find seating party

-If the music was at a notch, it would be at the top

#10: Jon Wallace

Jon Wallace: Superhuman?

-The President of Azusa Pacific University

-He's better than you

-He can hold his breath for 25 minutes straight

-Numerous sightings around the Congo

-Scientists still doubt his existence

-0 to 60 in 4.2 seconds

-Climbing to the A? He'll beat you there

-Room dedicated to him in the caf

-Has yet to lose at an indian leg wrestling match

-He has more friends than you on Facebook

-Professional high fiver

-Out ran a horse

-Some say West campus was chiseled from his brawn

#9: TOMS

TOMS: Hip, Cool and Comfy

-Shippers: Shoes+slippers

-Customizable

-Kudos to Kirstina Bolton

-Shoes for those in need and trendy? Win/Win

-Am I walking on a cloud? No, just wearing TOMS

-Bought a pair of TOMS? Welcome to the APU family

-Don't even try walking on that cement in front of Heritage when it's wet. No traction baby

-Prime babe magnet

-"But they're cool, Dad!"

-Now shipping with miniature TOMS flags. Score

-Disclaimer: TOMS are not prime footwear for playing a game of skate

#8: The Cougar Walk Café

The Cougar Walk: The Scene to be Seen

-AKA "The Walk"
-Prime babe scopin'

-The best eatery on campus

-Encourages slang like "reans" or "burraco"

-Overwhelming depression comes from unexpected closure

-Donde esta el Tapatio?

-Tall table hierarchy

-What makes it a café?

-Daily shout outs to the tour guides

-Caution: hazardous to skaters

-Red sauce or green sauce?
-You know people based on where they sit on The Walk

-The Walk is like your hot girlfriend--always leaving you yearning for more

-24-hour quesadillas, please

-Wait, they serve hot dogs and salads too? Those aren't Mexican..

-Hot employees

-We reserve the right to refuse any Den dweller

-Weekly J-Dub spottings

#7: Colorado

Colorado: So Good You Had to Leave

-Your profile picture has the flag in the background

-You've said, "You don't even know what cold is."

-Living in California for four years but still not changing your license plate

-You actually enjoy rain

-You have a Colorado flag hanging in your dorm room or apartment

-You conveniently left all your winter attire back in Colorado

-Every time you pass by the flag hanging up in the Trinity RA office you yell, "GO CO!"

-Whatever California is, Colorado is it but better (except the beaches, weather, girls and economy...)

-Feeling like the cool kids for not being the minority at the out of state mixer

#6: Driving from East to West

Driving from East to West:

"You walked? Gross."

-Why not? Your parents did buy your car and gas

-Using the excuse, "I'll be late to class if I don't." or "I have errands to run after class."

-Not caring that it takes less time to walk than drive

-Using Citrus as a shortcut through the traffic

-Getting stuck behind the trolley is stressful

-Racing the trolley and winning makes your day

-Getting excessively angry at pedestrians

-Laughing at walking students as you drive by

-Because you don't want to be sweaty for class