#11: Kaleo

Kaleo: It's like chapel, but at nighttime

-Must arrive a half hour early for quality seating

-Front row stage right reserved for Kaleo VIP

-Low lighting conditions result in illegible chapel cards

-Business up front, party in the back

-Be sure to have empty hands for the the post-Kaleo flyer bombardment

-Due to last weeks cookie nourishment, attendance is forecasted to be larger

-"Can I borrow a pen?" "I was going to ask you the same thing..."

-Upperclassmen reminisce about the days of 911 chapel

-Dress to impress

-Box seating available behind the stage

-Maximum capacity to be determined.

-Shoes are optional

-Cell phone triangulation needed to find seating party

-If the music was at a notch, it would be at the top