Thursday, March 5, 2009

#3: Hating the Caf

The Caf: "It was the only thing that was open."

-Your health teacher comparing placenta to last night's meal
-It's never quite that good
-Caf NAZI (enough said)
-They're always out of the milk you want
-The eatery is always wet
-Stealing utensils and fruit to feel like you got your money's worth
-Would you like a side of food with your salt and grease?
-More aesthetically pleasing, but still leaves you empty
-The caf is like your first time--you got what you needed but not what you wanted.

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